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Death of the Plants

Sun Nov 8, 2009, 5:16 PM
  • Mood:
  • Listening to: RE: Your Brains
  • Reading: Hydroponics for beginners
  • Watching: Nite of the living Dead
  • Playing: Plants vs Zombies
  • Eating: Spicy shrimp noodles
  • Drinking: Code Red
Tis a sad day today. Everything in my garden is dead. The cooling weather finally finished off even the hardy plants. I have a large collection of squashes that will probably last all winter, but I am still sad. There is just something about me that has to be growing something. Something I can eat, not wussy flowers that have no purpose cept prettiness.

I have two artificial indoor gardens luckily though. ^^ Ordered cherry tomato seeds for em, so I will have something to plant. And winter is a great time to order mushrooms to grow in coffee grounds in a bucket. ^^ Nothing tastes better then oyster mushrooms grown on what is essentially trash.

I think I am just babbling here...but what I am trying to say is that I like winter's coolness, but I hate the fact that I can't walk outside, eat a tomato off a vine, or pull fresh snap beans off to eat. ;_; I did learn a lot of stuff though this year, if I write it down here, maybe I will remember it for next year. ^^

1: Just because a summer squash plant is supposed to be "compact" does not mean it will not swallow up five square yards of space with huge leaves.

2. No one in my family likes zucchini. They like it even less when there is a pile the size of a small hill on the kitchen table. Grow patty-pan squash instead.

3: Giant pumpkin plants are monsters. The one plant I had took over 400 square feet of space, and grew up and over the garage too. Got 500 pounds of pumpkin from it, but still. *shudders* Thank gods the frost killed it.

4:Make another bug house for the adorable fluffy solitary bees. They helped pollinate, and it only cost me four stings all year.

5: Do not add mulch around the stems of plants. it rots em.

6: Tomatoes planted over fish heads from camping trips produce abnormaly large amounts of fruit. Go fishing before planting.

7: Bug problems are not a problem with a good ecosystem. In my garden, I had over three kinds of dragonflies, dozens of different spiders, soldier beetles, hover flies, ladybugs, and lacewings. I did not have to worry about pest insects, they were simply eaten. Note to self: plant dill next year, butterflies and hoverflies love the flowers.

8: Use wall of waters and milk jugs over early plants. I put my tomatoes and pumpkins out three weeks ahead of time without them freezing with these.

9: I hate cats in gardens. The plants to not need to be watered with kitty urine. Scatter those little spiky sweet-gum seed pods in the garden, any cats that squats down will get spikes up the butt, without actually hurting them. (note, I like cats, but you have to draw the line at pee flavored produce)

Lastly 10: Just four pole bean plants will produce more to eat then a family of five can handle. Do less next year.

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  • Current Residence: Earth
  • Interests: Anime, rpgs, male expansion, weirdness, etc...
  • Favourite movie: Berserk!
  • Favourite band or musician: Weird Al
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything but rap.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe
  • Favourite style of art: anime style!
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  • Favourite game: Enternal Darkness
  • Favourite gaming platform: Gameboy Advance
  • Favourite cartoon character: Judeo, from Berserk!
  • Personal Quote: "Bugger!" "I guess I hit a vital bit..."
  • Tools of the Trade: Sawed-off shotgun and frog venom

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Comments


:iconxenobody:
Gah. I just realized that I never faved the Mr. Bitey photos... Such a strange oversight on my part. Now taken care of.

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On second thought, let's not go to Silent Hill. It is a scary place.

"I have a super in the USPS [link] "
:iconbishunter:
Heh. Yer his biggest fan! I should really take piccies of my other geckos too. Not as much personality, but then again, not as much potential for maiming either. :3

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"Woah....looks like someone pushed him off the ugly tree and he hit every branch on the way down." o_0

-Bish on meeting the alien ambassader from Kollix 3
:iconxenobody:
But that was the fun. =P He was so cute and vicious. 'twould be cool to see, though. I likes geckoes, even the non-violent ones.

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On second thought, let's not go to Silent Hill. It is a scary place.

"I have a super in the USPS [link] "
:iconjawaddict:
Let's RP! ^^

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Gotta love the mangos!
:iconnonfatfree:
You have some really cute stuff here, your watermelon piece was very clever. ^^
:iconbishunter:
lol thankies. so far I have had clever, creeepy, and downright disturbed for responces to that particular piccie. ^0^ Now if I could write a horror story just as good I could make millions after I oust Stephan King. ^^

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"Woah....looks like someone pushed him off the ugly tree and he hit every branch on the way down." o_0

-Bish on meeting the alien ambassader from Kollix 3
:iconosanox:
You do some really cool artwork
bishunter! Your muscle art is very
nice and so is a lot of your other
stuff. Keep it up! :D

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:iconbishunter:
Oh hey thank ya. ^^ Not as good as some of the other people round here but I mostly do it for fun anyways, not to sell masterpeices. XD I just hope I get more time to draw soon, I can't just draw buff boys in work. (not without serious questions being raised at least) ^^

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"Woah....looks like someone pushed him off the ugly tree and he hit every branch on the way down." o_0

-Bish on meeting the alien ambassader from Kollix 3
:iconosanox:
Yeah I hear ya there, but I hope ya do get some time
to draw you really are quite talented :D

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:iconmacesmasher:
You don't have to watch me just because I watched you, but thanks :D

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